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Shortest one liner jokes
Sometimes you just want to make somebody laugh , but are pushed for time. Whether it's the swift one-liners of Tim Vine or Milton Jones , or a more traditionally structured joke, these quick-fire quips will have your friends rolling around on the floor. The first one is on the house. I was involved in very organised crime.
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376 of the best one-liners on the internet
of the best short jokes and one-liners to get you laughing in seconds | inews
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Tim Vine's top ten jokes
Pick Up Lines Jokes. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can.